A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddybears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,cuddly medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to
him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then, they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and, smiling, and
says:

"Well,how was it?"

The guy says:

Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf.

 

AH TEMEL...

Temel, bir gün tarlasindan eve dönmektedir. Karadeniz bölgesinin sarp
arazisindeki patikada ilerlerken, birden ayagi kayar ve yüzlerce metre
derinlikteki uçuruma yuvarlanir. Can havliyle, uçurumdaki bir agacin
dalına tutunur. Aşağıya bakar, metrelerce derinlikte ve dibinde de
sivri kayalar. Belki duyan olur da kurtarmaya gelir diye avazı çiktigi kadar

bağırır:
-Çimse yok miiii!
Bir kaç kere daha bağırır. Sonunda, ta yukarılardan, gökten bir ses
duyar:
-Ey kulum Temel! Düşüp ölsen ne var ki? Seni cennetime koyarım. Eğer
emirlerimi yaptıysan, yasaklarımdan kaçındıysan, kul hakki yemediysen
hiç korkma!
Temel söyle biç düşünür, emirlerden hemen hiçbirini yapmamış,
yasakların neredeyse tamamını yapmis, kul hakki desen sadece Fadime'nin
hakkini.